Quotes Thread

Post quotes in the other chart instead of this one! (Or both so we can have a good laugh about them here)

walking down my road, me; 'is this our road?'

Ethan in happy hour 'You're not allowed to bully freshers'

Jamie: oww, who was that? *feels behind him*
Lungley: That was me
Peter: I think I can slot in beside
Jamie: Time to go get Oli, he's definitely the biggest of all of us

oh alan.....

george l: its not stalking if your in a group and in a well lit room!

emma - is eating raw lasagne sheets bad for you?

stu g: where's alan?
Jessie: he's in here helping me try on dresses

Jess: Are any of you going to my bedroom?
Don't quote that.
But really, are any of you going to my room?

nah i dont have adhd, im suspected to have adhd but i do have static balance difficulties apparently... whatever that is...

i'll set the scene - my ADHD test results are printed.
The psychiatrist just looks at the report and bursts out laughing at them.

You know things arent great when a psychiatrist lols at your results

During the mens final of BUCS polo:
Ralex "so who's playing?"
someone else "Bangor and Nottingham trent"
...Bangor score...
Ralex "so is that 2 - 0 to cardiff?"

unfortunately it was that I could actually taste Ben... =/

Jamie on the way to Woolacombe: "I can taste Ben"

Ben at Iwan: take a sheep into the garden tie it up and nail it

POLO?! Jessie!!! What?! Major confusion!!! Can't believe you didn't play back in the day!

Freya: Ferdy, could we rent you?

Poppy: can we mash your banana?
Me: yes...wait

Quoted due to extreme usage today!

Freya: Jamie... I've lost my phone. =(

Ryan and Jamie after cycling back from Bristol, clad in lycra, knock on Bex's door, to collect our kit. She answers and inquires:

"Why are you in my bush?!"

You shouldn't talk about relax that way!!

Ferdy in Browns, talking to the waitress when ordering food:
"This pasta dish... Does it come with pasta? Or is it just meatballs?

Ralex: BOOM!

Jess; I love £^<% buddies

Ben: "I broke Sarah"

Jamie "I have Ryan"

The two sides of the canoe club:
Ralex: "Why doesn't your house have a champagne opener?"
2 weeks later...
Iwan " I didn't realise champagne was fizzy"

Michelle, to Stuart 'You're just as much of a man whore as I am a normal...whore...'

Michelle 'sounds nice, what colour is your new sofa?'
My Mum 'camel, which is kind of a camel colour.'

Peter: As a fresher I have very little work to do. I just sit around doing nothing, and get with Gail...

At div 2 polo.

Harry: "Canoe polo is the closest you can get to Quidditch"

Right, massive self burn but sooo funny i feel its justified. (while giving banter to bristol becky)

"well, if u go climbing then u wont have the pleasure of watching the bath mighty f**ks annihilate u guys!"

Ralex, you're got them wrong! They were...

"I hate people. I genuinely hate people!" &
"I don't know where I am, I know I'm in Bristol, but I don't know where I am!" both in the same situations as Ralex described...

Michelle: "I think I've been on a train before..."

I wont spoil it for everyone but think like a Mathematician! And I'm fairly sure that a probability of 200% is wrong

This isn’t strictly a quote but I thought I would give the maths people a chance to redeem themselves. “I have two children, one of them is a boy born on a Wednesday, what is the probability of the other being a daughter.”

me to jon - maths question for you, there are ten white balls and ten black balls in a bag, what is the minimum number you need to take out in order to ensure you have a pair?
jon - 18
me (dumbfounded) - erm no, then you have lots of pairs...
jon - oh i get it, zero
me - really no, now you dont have any pairs...
jon - does a pair have to be the same colour
me - yes or it isnt a pair....
jon - 18
me - no
jon - yes thats how many you need in the bag to be a pair.
me - i give up.

A quote overheard by a guy from southampton, definately someone from bath, but who was it?
'Its really wierd going for a piss, and holding my cock and seeing nail varnish'

hmmmm, I'm going to go and have a look at my outbox...

quotes back from in Polzeath...
Jamie: Do you like Grolsch?
Bex: not sure, but I like the look of what's between your legs!

Frank: I don't touch the boys... There's no hot year 7's

Jess: Playing dead doesn't work if you're a human

Izi: Which hole do I put it in?
Another from Izi: The way people talked about him [frank], I thought he would be hotter!

Jess: I've learned, (not learnt), that the milkyway and galaxy are not just chocolate, they are also shiny blinky things in the sky!

Me: Iwan are you a pornstar
Iwan: I used to be, then It all became "about the money"

quote from emma b 'of course im going to have sex with drunk rugby players'
quote from my dad, if i can quote my dad.
dad 'i think we should buy a fun boat'
me 'do you mean play boat?'
dad 'no i dont think so, the ones you have fun in... the fun boats...'

Chemical Engineering is only advanced plumbing (Jamie)

In one hand I got my cider, with the other hand you can do whatever you like (Lizzy when putting up tents)

We Defo need a quotes chart

then you would realise how intelligent i am x

yes jess... you may be away for most of the time, but, you might/will probably be in bath for a few weekends. I'm sure that's going to be enough to have you at the top of the quotes chart!!!!! =P

all sounds good

Still think jess might break it somehow...here's one to get you rolling thou

Jess quote from meeting up with her yesterday in london:

Me: Look there's the globe theatre
Jess: But it doesn't look like a globe